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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/13/2019 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

I lock my keys in the car:

I manage to break into my car with a coat hanger and putty knife:

DISCUSSION (11)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2019 at 11:05

Locks are meant to keep honest people out, you gadabout scofflaw renegade miscreant malcontent.

MonkeePuzzle > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/13/2019 at 11:07

you gots a big one of them word thingers, you know, the words what a person knows. *goes to google* “vocabulary”. you got a big vocabulary

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/13/2019 at 11:12

You left out ne’er- do- well and rapscallion.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2019 at 11:42

The last time I locked my keys in my car was on a particularly hot and arduous work day. Stayed late to git-r-dun only to come out to the car to find it locked and the keys still in the ignition. Wife was 3 cities away with the debit card. So I did what any reasonable person would do and Bro-kicked the right rear window causing it to explode upon the first strike

The best part? I had left the key turned to the accessory position and the battery was dead, necessitating I call someone to come give me a jump.

That day sucked.